Customers
On the off chance you’re wandering through the halls of academia (non-COVID halls, anyway) and feel like picking a fight with another wanderer, the best advice I can give you is to use these three words: “students” “are” “customers”. See? Half of you probably want to fight me right now. But what I want to argue today is that while there are circumstances where that three-word statement is untrue, for the most part it is not untrue in the way